Otherwise Maladroit

21 December 2002

21 December 2002

So that's my problem. My heart has been broken. I feel betrayed, because the order of my world has been skewed. I'm hardened leather, that's why I can't accept the change. You can't break the pieces of a broken heart in two. I'm lost there's nowhere to go. I should take on more vices.

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Remember a time when "buffet" meant to hit someone and not a free-for-all in a wedding? And when "wishy-washy" and "toodle-oo" wouldn't be mistaken for baby words?

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My top 5 beautiful actors today:

1. Oscar Bloom (as Legolas)
2. Paul Newman (as Rocky Graziano)
3. Sean Connery (as James Bond; his last with Kim Basinger not included)
4. Josh Hartnett (too bad his career as of now is nil)
5. Robert Redford (in Barefoot in the Park)

(Vin Diesel isn't as beautiful as he is dripping with sex appeal, otherwise he could have throttled Redford for fifth.)

My top 5 beautiful actresses today:

1. Liv Tyler (in the Aerosmith videos)
2. Helena Bonham-Carter (in A Room With A View)
3. Juliette Binoche (in Mauvais Sang or Bad Blood; for some reason she looks old in Chocolat)
4. Winona Ryder (in The Age of Innocence; yes, still, even after the shoplifting brouhaha)
5. Shu Qi (in the Transporter; a friend said that her teeth looked dirty, I couldn't tell after being blinded by her legs)

posted by Otherwise Maladroit @ 5:49 PM